RM) Oh, man

Jimin) Ah, in my opinion when that red, med, red light goes on @*!@4#

RM) I told you to ignore that red light

Jimin) But hyung, you notice it too, and pretend to sleep, and all

SUGA) Nowadays I’m really having trouble with what to do as a skit…

RM) It was extremely natural, brat

V) What should we do?

SUGA) I really don’t know what to do for a skit

Jin) Something cringey, really cringey

SUGA) I don’t know what to do anymore

J-Hope) Let’s all talk about our ideal types.

Jin) Ah, how can he sound so textbook perfect

V) Oh, hyung! What is your ideal type?

J-Hope) Me? A girl like you.

V) Ah, really?

J-Hope) Yeah, I want to just bite you

RM) Ah, BTS will now be acting with five members

SUGA) Today I will ki- kill you and act in a five member group…

I think this is the most difficult thing.

Jimin) Hello!